Форум Лицея имени Ак. К. Сибирского

koroce tut sledushie veshy kotorie ty mojesh skazat' devushke pri vstreci  , v nekotorih sluceayah polucish v glaz, a v ostolinoe vremya rabotaet lol. koroce davay beri blaknot i zapisivay.

The best pick up lines :

Are there mirrors in your pants? becuase I see myself in them
hey lets play carpenter first u get hammerd then i nail u
I lost my phone number, can i have yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

You: you wanna come by for a pizza and a fuck?
She: NO!
You: you dont like the pizza?

hey sorry to bother you but i lost my teddy bear so i was wondeirng if i could cuddle with you
i lost my teddy bear... would you sleep with me 2night..
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
I"'m new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place
What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
Hey, nice pants! Can I test the zipper?

MAN: There's a party tonight!
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin! hahahaahaha

nice shoes, wanna fuck?
im wearing a colourstay lipstick... wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
you must be tired.. youve been runnin through my mind all day
where are your wings? Damn.. i coulda sworn u were an angel
do you have a boyfriend? Want one?


GOOD LUCK GUYS